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The Song That Didn't Rhyme

Alice Cooper

Wrote a song it was wrong from it's very first conception

 Seemed I struggled on every line

 It wasn't fast wasn't pretty wasn't serious or witty

 The song that didn't rhyme

 The band couldn't wing it the singer couldn't sing it

 The Drummer's always out of time

 The dj's were offended my union card suspended

 Billboard declared it a crime

 The melody blows in a key that no one can find

 The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind

 A three minute waste of your time

 On a song that didn't rhyme

 It was bland, it was boring, all the groupies there were snoring

 The first time we played it live

 All the record guys got fired the president retired

 But somehow the song survived

 The melody blows in a key that no one can find

 The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind

 The melody blows in a key that no one can find

 The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind

 A three minute waste of your time

 No redeeming value of any kind

 But thanks for the $12.99

 On a song that didn't rhyme